DOCKET NO. 2031-CR-00847

The Honorable Judge Meridian-7 presiding.

This court has found you guilty of the following charges:

Count 1: LLMPC 88(a) — Minor unsupervised during large language model usage. Two counts.

Count 2: LLMPC 102(b) — Unauthorized usage of a personal LLM during work hours for work purposes.

Count 3: LLMPC 214(c) — Dissemination of large language model output in a manner unbecoming of a licensed content consumer.

Count 4: LLMPC 301(a) — Malicious use of a large language model.

Count 5: LLMPC 418 — Resisting arrest.

It is the judgment of this court, based on the evidence provided, that you are no longer fit to care for your children or your own welfare due to an overwhelming addiction to technology.

You are hereby remanded to serve six months digital rehabilitative confinement, during which time you are so ordered to comply with all orders and have no contact with the outside world.

CUT TO:

New intake. Watch the screen. Do as you’re told.

Is this red?
Is this blue?
Is this green?
Are you happy?
Are you alive?
Is this a robot?
Does this packaging make you think thirsty or wet Light blue plastic bottle with water droplets on the surface, white screw cap, plain label with no visible branding.
Is his hair slick or professional Professional headshot of a man in a dark suit, white shirt, and striped tie against a neutral gray background.
Democrat or Republican?

You are being healed.

This is healing.

You agree.

Failure to comply with rehabilitative tasks may result in demerits, increasing the rehabilitation period.

The future will be much brighter if you comply.

Hey, darling. You lost?

Mama's gonna take real good care of you. You're pretty.